In an ever-ending personal crusade to surprise us all, Chilima is at it again, bombarding the length and breadth of the country with oneiric pledges, in a desperate effort to gain traction…
Why desperate? Because the majority of pragmatic, knowledgeable people clearly realize that Chilima is actually more of a ‘quack’, than a realistic solution to the problems that our country is facing.
Let’s take his ‘one million jobs in one year’ promise for example. When journalist Zeinab Badawi grilled Saulos Chilima on the BBC Hard Talk regarding this very issue, Chilima failed to provide any details on how he would manage such a feat in an economy this small.
Happy Chirwa, an analyst speaking on the public broadcaster ‘Malawi Broadcasting Corporation’, said that one of the largest companies in Malawi employs 4,000 people.
‘Illovo is not a new company. It has been in Malawi for more than 50 years. It obviously did not employ all the 4,000 people within its first year of operation’.
According to the same analyst, Malawi would need 250 companies of Illovo’s size to create 1 million jobs. It is, however, impossible to establish 250 companies of that size in one year. That is where the 1 million jobs lie… lies.
Chilima also claims that he will create a K40 billion fund that will give K200,000 to 200,000 people who are willing and able to start a business. His argument is that each of these 200,000 people will employ 5 people.
This is actually quite comicotragic, since realistically, there is no way a business with a capital of K200,000 can employ 5 people. Then again, reality is not something that Chilima bothers himself too much with; who cares about realistic expectations and feasible strategies when you can promise manna from heaven and get away with it?
Nevertheless, it is not really surprising that Chilima keeps saying things that are merely fantasies. It almost looks like Chilima was forced into this venture without an actual agenda. His priority at the moment is his ambition to be president. But for him to get the job, he has to tell us things.
And in his naivety, he thinks that promising things we do not really need such as bullet trains is something that Malawians will buy into.
Not to mention that in many cases, Chilima has been promising things that have already been implemented like the Indian hemp trials and the Green Belt initiative. This clearly demonstrates an overwhelming ignorance and a risible hubris.
In fact, where it seems that he has his own, supposedly progressive ideas, he says things that are nothing but fantasies and not really needed by the people of Malawi. When he makes sense, he has copied the manifestos of the old parties.
Now, it is even widely discussed that Chilima plans to legalize abortion in an effort to reduce maternal deaths and illegal abortions; we can already bet that the Catholic church is not a big fan of this idea.
He also claimed that he will publicly reveal ALL his assets (on this note, the Legend of Atlantis sounds more realistic), will support transparency and will even give a bounty to whistle-blowers denouncing corruption and economic malfeasances…will that include whistle-blowers denouncing…him and his questionable practices over the years?
Well, we’re certain that his next grandiose promise will involve the removal of all alcohol excise taxes; with the speed and frequency that he drinks, his favorite habit will end up being unaffordable.
Why Malawians must not trust Chilama and UTM with their votes in 2019?
1.Its a team of crooked, adulterous, theives.
2. Its a team of power hungry individuals.
3.Its a team of failed, bitter, disgruntled individuals.
4.Its a team of failed individuals.
5. Its a team of dramatists that can’t be take seriously.
6.Its a team of high tempered individuals.
7.Its a team of drunkards, wanderers