LEST WE FORGET: JOYCE BANDA’S VITRIOL TO MADONNA FOUR YEARS AGO

Joyce Banda: Once rejected Madonna

In April 2013, American pop star Madonna met probably the roughest treatment of her life, let alone at the hands of a president of a country she has established a charity in. As fate would have it, that president, Joyce Banda, is currently in self exile in Madonna’s country running away from giving answers for the Cashgate she engineered. And the American singer is here in Malawi today opening a state-of-the-art paediatric facility. The bone of difference was that Madonna had sacked Joyce Banda’s sister from her charity Raising Malawi. So how did Joyce Banda attack Madonna in 2013? Here is the statement Joyce Banda issued:
Claims and misgivings have been expressed by Pop Star, Madonna and her agents, against the Malawi Government and its leadership for not giving her the attention and courtesy that she thinks she merits and deserves during her recent trip to Malawi.

According to the claims, Madonna feels that the Malawi Government and its leadership should have abandoned everything and attended to her because she believes she is a music star turned benefactor who is doing Malawi good.

Besides, in the feeling of Madonna, the Malawi Government and its leadership should have rolled out a red carpet and blast the 21-gun salute in her honour because she believes that as a musician, the whiff of whose repute flies across international boundaries, she automatically is candidate for VVIP treatment.

For not receiving the attention and the graces that she believes she deserved, Madonna believes someone, not lesser in disposition than the President’s sister, Mrs. Anjimile Mtila-Oponyo, has been pulling the strings against her following their earlier fallout bordering on a labour dispute.

US pop star Madonna reacts during the opening of her Mercy James hospital in Blantyre, Malawi, July 11, 2017. REUTERS/Siphiwe Sibeko

State House has noted these claims and misgivings. State House has followed the debate incidental to these claims with keen interest, and would wish to respond as follows to put the record straight:

1. Neither the President nor any official in her government denied Madonna any attention or courtesy during her recent visit to Malawi because as far as the administration is concerned there is no defined attention and courtesy that must be followed in respect of her.

2. In any case, even if the defined parameters of attention and courtesy existed in respect of Madonna, the liberties of discretion to give or not to give that attention or courtesy would ordinarily and naturally remain the preserve of the host. Attention or courtesy is never demanded.

3. Granted, Madonna has adopted two children from Malawi. According to the record, this gesture was humanitarian and of her accord. It, therefore, comes across as strange and depressing that for a humanitarian act, prompted only by her, Madonna wants Malawi to be forever chained to the obligation of gratitude. Kindness, as far as its ordinary meaning is concerned, is free and anonymous. If it can’t be free and silent, it is not kindness; it is something else. Blackmail is the closest it becomes.

Joy in Malawi

4. Granted, Madonna is a famed international musician. But that does not impose an injunction of obligation on any government under whose territory Madonna finds herself, including Malawi, to give her state treatment. As stated earlier in this statement, such treatment, even if she deserved it, is discretionary not obligatory.

5. It should be put on record that Madonna did not come to Malawi at the invitation of the President nor her government. In other words, she was neither the guest of the President nor of her government.

6. For all that is known, she came to Malawi like any other visitor that feels like coming to Malawi. Such visitors don’t have to meet with the President and are never amenable to state attention or graces.

7. If the argument is that because she is an internationally renowned star, and, therefore, Madonna believes she deserved to be treated differently from other visiting foreigners, it is worth making her aware that Malawi has hosted many international stars, including Chuck Norris, Bono, David James, Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville who have never demanded state attention or decorum despite their equally dazzling stature.

8. Among the many things that Madonna needs to learn as a matter of urgency is the decency of telling the truth. For her to tell the whole world that she is building schools in Malawi when she has actually only contributed to the construction of classrooms is not compatible with manners of someone who thinks she deserves to be revered with state grandeur. The difference between a school and a class room should be the most obvious thing for a person demanding state courtesy to decipher.

9. For her to accuse Mrs. Oponyo for indiscretions that have clearly arisen from her personal frustrations that her ego has not been massaged by the state is uncouth, and speaks volumes of a musician who desperately thinks she must generate recognition by bullying state officials instead of playing decent music on the stage.

10. For all that is known, Mrs. Oponyo has never been responsible for arranging state meetings with foreigners who are looking for those meetings. If Madonna was indeed a VVIP and a regular guest of State Governments as she wants to be seen and treated, she would have been familiar with procedures that have to be followed to get such meetings. They don’t happen by simply sneaking into a country whose President and Government you scarcely desire to meet.

11. Even if Madonna followed the procedures to have her meetings with the President or government officials, the administration reserved all its rights to grant the meetings or not.

It must be noted that the President, Her Excellency Dr. Joyce Banda and her Government are ready to welcome any philanthropist seeking to assist in improving the welfare of the people of Malawi knowing that Her Excellency, herself, is a known philanthropist. However, acts of kindness must always remain as such; they must not smack of blackmail. In addition, let philanthropists not hold to ransom the President and any official of her Government because they showed some kindness to any Malawian.

34 Responses to "LEST WE FORGET: JOYCE BANDA’S VITRIOL TO MADONNA FOUR YEARS AGO"

  1. Cridibosh Kanthungu Crescent   July 12, 2017 at 6:05 am

    Network error, I don’t knw what’s exactly

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  2. Chiku Zuma Liyaya   July 12, 2017 at 6:41 am

    Eeeeeh! Izi nde zinanso izi.

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  3. Pido   July 12, 2017 at 6:58 am

    There is nothing like politics in this write up. The author has just reproduced what Jezebel Joyce Banda said in writing some 4 years ago. The issue is, if the Presidency insisted on towing such path and archaic thinking, would the magnificent Mercy James Structure come to fruition? Noooo! One Oponyo should not weigh heavier than the Mother Malawi. Vuto ndilakuti amayi aja anali amangawa heavy. That is why it is said: Nkhuku yanjiru siyiswa

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  4. Wax Ligomba   July 12, 2017 at 9:18 am

    Some Malawians refuse to be reminded the truth. I wonder if the quoted statement as issued by JB is false or fabricated. Cry my heinous opposition!

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  5. Tom Kebbie   July 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    the amount of press space in Malawi this has taken up. Do you not realise this is a government function. Thanks to her but don’t forget the neccessities of this hospital is pure and simple down to consistent government failings.

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