Now That MPs Are About To Be Sworn In, Let’s Talk Results…Forget About Tippex Propaganda

Now That MPs Are About To Be Sworn In, Let’s Talk Results…Forget About Tippex Propaganda

Today the innocent corrective fluid is associated with rigging elections. Some unsuspecting villagers think that it must be some sophisticated computer device. Opposition parties singing “Atibela” song have accepted the MP and Councillor results as free fair and credible. All voting station had monitors at all the centres. Results counting for Presidential votes were done […]

The Day Malawi Was Nearly Sold To The Loan Sharks

The Day Malawi Was Nearly Sold To The Loan Sharks

The loss of the election by opposition leaders Lazarus Chakwera and Saulos Chilima is a blessing in disguise for Malawi. Revelations are that UTM leader and MCP leader already signed backstreet contracts to sell the country to the highest bidder, especially their loan sharks who funded their campaigns. The sale was going to be done […]

How The MCP Tippexed Its Way To A Loss In These Elections

How The MCP Tippexed Its Way To A Loss In These Elections

Counting process of the votes commenced immediately after the results submission for the May 21st elections. Counting requires two things, understanding mathematics and balancing the numbers. Votes first came in as streams, then consolidated into one centre before submission. Voting centres are split into streams to ensure alphabetic allocation of the voters and to enhance […]

Ralph!Laugh! Rough!

Ralph!Laugh! Rough!

By Katiwenge Chirambo‎ A piece of opinion written by a criminal and a convict Ralph Kasambara is circulating on social media. In such a piece, the criminal is trying to use ridiculous mathematics to try to convince the bad losers that they may not have lost. To those who have forgotten, let us remind you […]

APM Chides MCP Cry Babies: You Will Demonstrate Till 2024

APM Chides MCP Cry Babies: You Will Demonstrate Till 2024

President Peter Mutharika on Sunday scorned MCP for its love for crying after every elections, saying Lazarus Chakwera and his protestors will keep demonstrating till 2024 – when they will protest again for losing the elections. MCP has become a specialist in crying after every elections. Instead of making an honest assessment of itself why […]

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