…When Joyce Banda Is The Cuckoo And MCP The Crow…

…When Joyce Banda Is The Cuckoo And MCP The Crow…

BY SOVIE PILILA KABUNGWE Cuckoos (a species of birds) often lay their eggs in other bird’s nests, mostly crows. The cuckoo chicks then compete for food with the host’s own babies mostly with catastrophic results such as death of the host’s chicks. In this parasitic relationship, one species benefits in some way while another is […]

APM, DPP Will Win Elections-Says EIU In Latest Country Report

APM, DPP Will Win Elections-Says EIU In Latest Country Report

BY PETER MAMBA President Peter Mutharika and the DPP will win the May elections, according to London think-tank Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) in its latest Malawi Country Report dated March 2019. This is the 8th successive prediction the global research institution has made since July 2016 — all of them tipping Mutharika and the DPP […]

Cashgate Queen Joyce Banda Owes Malawians Apology

Cashgate Queen Joyce Banda Owes Malawians Apology

Foster F. Fundi What else have I missed the last few weeks I have been away other than Phyllis Sweet Juici’s birthday. Am told Promiscuous Party a.k.a People’s Party of bankrupt shortest serving and most corrupt former leader of Malawi Joyce Banda opted to enter into political marriage of convenience with a tyrannical and totalitarian […]

Revealed: Chakwera Promises To Protect Joyce Banda From ‘Cashgate’ Fraud Prosecutions

Revealed: Chakwera Promises To Protect Joyce Banda From ‘Cashgate’ Fraud Prosecutions

Written by Patseni Mauka As the dust settles on the news of the marriage of convenience between the Malawi Congress Party (MCP) and Peoples’ Party (PP), sources close to the talks between the two parties have revealed the secret agreements that led to the strange union. The sources have disclosed that MCP’s Presidential candidate, Lazarus […]

Chihana Disowns MCP Propaganda On UTM: I Don’t Write Standard 2 English

Chihana Disowns MCP Propaganda On UTM:  I Don’t Write Standard 2 English

In their desperate attempt to attack UTM President Saulos Chilima, MCP propagandists took another low over the weekend fabricating a letter that claimed to have come Aford President Enoch Chihana. In the letter which was heavily shared by MCP social media mercenaries, commonly known as Young Reptiles, the propagandists fabricated that Chihana was angry with […]

Mutharika Cheers Floods Victims In Phalombe, Mulanje…Distributes Relief Items

Malawi leader His Excellency Professor Arthur Peter Mutharika today Saturday, March 16 cheered and distributed relief items to communities affected by the floods in Phalombe and Mulanje districts. Speaking at Mileme Primary School in Phalombe North and Bango Primary School in Mulanje South East, President Mutharika reiterated that The Malata and Cement Subsidy would be […]

YONECO Pleased With Libidinous Catholic Priest’s Punishment

YONECO Pleased With Libidinous Catholic Priest’s Punishment

By Yamikani Yapuwa, ManaYouth Net and Counselling (YONECO) has expressed satisfaction with the sentencing of a catholic priest who sexually abused a 15-year-old girl. Zomba Senior Residence Magistrate Court on Thursday sentenced Father Numeri Mweta of Lisanjala Parish under Zomba Diocese to 17 years in jail for defiling the girl. YONECO Executive Director McBain Mkandawire […]

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