Ralph!Laugh! Rough!

By Katiwenge Chirambo
The Mafia being taken to prison on remand

A piece of opinion written by a criminal and a convict Ralph Kasambara is circulating on social media. In such a piece, the criminal is trying to use ridiculous mathematics to try to convince the bad losers that they may not have lost.


To those who have forgotten, let us remind you who Ralph Kasambara is.
Kasambara is a convicted criminal and the leading player in Cashgate corruption. Kasambara was found guilty of the attempted murder of his fellow Cashgate accomplice , Paul Mphwiyo.

A high court found him guilty, and he got a 13-year sentence which he is not yet serving. He has been driving around in UTM regalia. Being a former Minister of Justice, he used his connections toget a fake bail after the conviction.

Kasambara should be rotting in jail for this dangerous crime. Today we see the same Kasambara arrogantly turning himself into some elections mathematician. What Ralph Kasambara should be counting is the number of years left in his sentence. Malawi is not a banana republic where convicted criminals dish out opinions.


Ralph Kasambara needs to go back to jail to serve his murder and Cashgate sentences. To hell with the criminal Kasambara!

Few years ago, a social commentator described Kasambara as a mafia who disguised his personal battles as national battles.

In a Facebook Post, Dave Namusanya using an account name of Mankhokwe Namusanya, referred to history in which Kasambara was arrested for assault.

We publish his opinion verbatim:

Men assaulted by Ralph Kasambara

In 2012, when Ralph was arrested for assault, we went to town claiming it was political victimisation.

It really was a grey area. Mutharika was at a height of what we fashionably call a dictatorship. Ralph was on the other hand a part of what we also fashionably call a civil society. A man ready to fight the ‘tin-pot dictator’, as he had called Bingu then, without minding the consequences._

I remember when he was released from Chichiri Prison where he had been remanded, a convoy nearly brought Blantyre to a standstill as cars honked to his freedom. His freedom was equated to a symbolism of a fall of dictatorship._

All the claims by Bingu that Ralph ‘is a mafia’ were rubbished and ignored. He was a Saint and, trust me, if Bingu had lived longer there would have had been a pub somewhere labelled Saint Ralph. And, we would have had been congregating there to celebrate the bravery of Saint Ralph._

Fast forward to a few years ahead: the ‘Saint-Mafia’ gets convicted for conspiracy to murder, his accomplice in his earlier assault charge we all dismissed (and for which he gave himself a hefty compensation) is on the run having had gunned down an ‘unruly’ lorry driver in Manja township in broad daylight.

Which should really implore us to think: are the people who always fight politicians good people or usually it is because they also want to cover their dealings?

Can it be that, then and now, we were (are) busy championing personal fights that come in the disguise of national causes?

What when a Politician gets arrested, have we seen how we rise up in arms to defend that politician and claim all that arrest is ‘political persecution’?

_Maybe it is time we started thinking hard on some of these things, just maybe.

16 Responses to "Ralph!Laugh! Rough!"

  1. Pink lips guy   June 11, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    This pig is the worst thing in malawi! Look at his pink lips filled with HIV! He has spread the sickness to many young girls in town and drugs as well! Inu akazi sumaopa ma Pink lips?? This pig must go back to prison ASAP,, even his criminal friend SKC must go with him. Bloody bunch of crooks and thieves!

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  2. HIV LIPS   June 11, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    This pig is the worst thing in malawi! Look at his pink lips filled with HIV! He has spread the sickness to many young girls in town and drugs as well! Inu akazi sumaopa ma Pink lips?? This pig must go back to prison ASAP,, even his criminal friend SKC must go with him. Bloody bunch of crooks and thieves!

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  3. Datson   June 11, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    CRIMINAL!!!!!

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  4. Susan   June 11, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Galu wamunthu. The worst criminal and his lawyer buddies must be locked away as well, we are sick of these criminals roaming in town. Enough of these rats, and they pink lips.

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    • Ali kaka from joburg   June 11, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Komaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is that tomato sauce on his lips or a sign of other symptoms?? I await lab results

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  5. Andrew   June 11, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Well said Mr pink lips guy, I saw this criminal at SKC rally. I was worried and terrified by his lips, ndinathawa////////hahahahahahahahahahahahahakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  6. Dorris   June 11, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    When his wife met him he had black lips and now they have turned bright pink(Hiv) does his wife not get scared????

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  7. christopher mtonga   June 11, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Cheap propaganda. Why should you attack Kasambala and yet he is right. We still still hate Malawi Tpexed led government. Kasambara is just write.

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  8. Milomo ya pink   June 11, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    THIS BASTARD DESERVES HIS STINKING HIV BALLS TO BE CUT OFF AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. HE HAS DESTROYED MANY YOUNG GIRLS LIFE. MALAWI GOVERNMENT PLEASE MAKE SURE HIS FAKE BAIL IS REVOKED AND GOES BACK TO PRISON WHERE HE MUST NEVER EVER COME OUT AGAIN

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  9. Judas   June 11, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Thief/ criminal/ blackmailer/ extorter/ thug/ rat/ Hiv spreader/ murderer/ convicted criminal/ cocaine sniffer/ criminal child breeder

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  10. Ali kaka from joburg   June 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Komaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is that tomato sauce on his lips or a sign of other symptoms?? I await lab results

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  11. Poly victims   June 11, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Castrate his infected balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. SKC says   June 11, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    You guys give him a break as it is he will be gone soon and he supported me. And his helping us with court matters.

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  13. Walakwanji chimulirenji   June 13, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Am not a big fan of Ralph, goodness knows he was one of the cashgate kingpins under JB, but APM ndiye a worse thief and he too belongs in jail and whatever Ralph wrote has nothing to do with his character. Ask anyone in the Legal fraternity, you will not find 4 lawyers in the whole Malawi who can match Ralph Kasambaras grasp of the law and his sharpness . So your questioning of his wit is just a sign of ignorance of the law. This man is a legal genius.

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  14. mafia government   June 17, 2019 at 6:13 am

    The worst thief is jb and kasambala is the shameless he goat, the mafia. Frankly speaking this guy isn´t sharp but, rather corrupt. Where ever he goes he messes up things. He thinks he is the only big guy in town. In dpp he miserably pertormed in the post of the ag. In pp he misled jb and made pp as the no go zone for lhomwes and local businesses were crushed by this idiot eg mulli whose only crime was being a lhomwe. He is money hungry and now he is misleading saulo by forcing him to launch personal attacks on innocent ansah, the iron lady, who is much smarter than this pig. He is responsible for the viral spreading of nepotism in malawi that has brainwashed and infected most youth corrupting them with jelousy. He is not a hero but rather a criminal selfish mafia. apm is the true big guy in town who managed the country on zero deficit budget. Here was a man who used our chamwaka deligently to the satisfaction of the true hearts not empty headed blind fools who put themselves in GOD´s duties. Here was a man who sponsored our tripartite elections with our chamwaka. Here was a man who made the true patriots proud of themselves and africa feel great for managing our resources without leaning on someone. Kasambala with his dirty political antics turned pp into a mafia government. utm will never win with this savage in its rims.

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  15. Evergreen SonLight   June 19, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Ooosh…you people are too quick and accurate on criticizing others, but have you all ever at all looked with some keen interest on your very own shortfalls? Take out those logs from your own eyes before getting to see a speck in some other man’s eye sure…as of gunning down a lorry driver, was it Ralph or Ali Kaka, you Mr Wrtter/Editor or whosoever you are ?

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